Collecting Ponchos Pillows

Flamingo in a poncho

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Do you do much walking?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Flight Socks.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

The American flag

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Hoody Woodpecker.

Cross Umbrella

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Important balloons, $30.

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Bee Mine

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."