Collecting Hoodies Pillows

Handbag store - "Perfect."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Bear Costume

Great British Eccentrics.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Do you do much walking?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

The Dandy

Hombre's Best Friend.

"...it's another metal detector."

Western Outfitters.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Flight Socks.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'He got a hole in one today.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Count Von Moltke.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"It was a crime of fashion."