Collecting Hoodies Pillows

Hoody Woodpecker.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Bear Costume

Great British Eccentrics.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Do you do much walking?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Hombre's Best Friend.

The Dandy

"...it's another metal detector."

Western Outfitters.

Flight Socks.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'He got a hole in one today.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

They will too notice.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Count Von Moltke.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'