Collecting Ponchos Mugs

Flamingo in a poncho

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Do you do much walking?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Flight Socks.

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

The American flag

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Cross Umbrella

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Important balloons, $30.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

Clown with Big Feet

Bee Mine