"We do this kind of thing so well."
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'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'
Dinner at the Trapdoors
'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'
Bee flying to another flower.
"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."
"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"
Scientist seen on loch.
Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.
"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."
Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.
"Keeping busy?"
"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"
'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'
Bird feeder being used by vultures.
"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!
Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.
"Please feel free to browse."
"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"
"Would you like flies with that order?"
A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window
'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'
Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.
'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'
'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'
No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.
'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'
Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore
Butterflies and moths
Go Back to New York
Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.
"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."
'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'
"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"
"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"
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