Pomp Observer Gifts

"We do this kind of thing so well."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Scientist seen on loch.

"Keeping busy?"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Please feel free to browse."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Butterflies and moths

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

Impractical Gardener.