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"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Mother Duck.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Magic Act

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Astronaut Selfie.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"No aliens"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

None O' Your Larks

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Your karma will catch up with you!

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

Barnaby's dream

Covid Eats Up the World

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

Hand me the remote...

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

I see the Christmas shift has taken over nice and smoothly again.

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

'Ooohhh, that one's got purple in it.'