Phantom Observer Pillows

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Mother Duck.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Magic Act

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Astronaut Selfie.

"No aliens"

None O' Your Larks

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

Covid Eats Up the World

Hand me the remote...

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

Barnaby's dream

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

I see the Christmas shift has taken over nice and smoothly again.

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

". . . and you are from earth?"