Policy Decipherer Gifts

'This looks very good, no traces of any fine print.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

G7 Summit Concern

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Roe v. Wade

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Do Guns Kill?

Sybil Obama

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Violent Crime Statistics

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

We Used to Build Things

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

The two faces of capitalism.

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

'We can monitor e-mails and phone calls of everyone in this world but we can't touch Obamacare.'

Supreme Liberty Court

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

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