Policy Decipherer T-Shirts

'This looks very good, no traces of any fine print.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

G7 Summit Concern

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Roe v. Wade

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Do Guns Kill?

Violent Crime Statistics

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

Supreme Liberty Court

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

'We can monitor e-mails and phone calls of everyone in this world but we can't touch Obamacare.'

"Raising the debt ceiling is a ponzi scheme!"