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Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Infographics: the early years.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Spying Smart TV

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Desert Island Surveillance.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

The News. Editor. Cough! Cough! That dry cough starts every time he makes a call. The editor is a "phone hacker"!

Big Brother

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Maze of legalities.

Don't even dream of parking here.

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Last chance for dream analysis.

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'Want me to share your reading on your social media?'

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

Dreams of Grandeur