Pattern Detective T-Shirts

I love this game. Connect the invisible dots. Conspiracy theorist as a child.

'These break-ins are starting to follow a pattern!'

The Art Student.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Making it look easy.

Pea green

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Tiger

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Wallpaper Bouguet

Flowcharts.

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

Decorating a column.