Pattern Perceiver T-Shirts

New Scandal Erupts. History sure does repeat itself. Yeah, and louder every time!

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Making it look easy.

King Madras

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Quilt fanatic

Tiger

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Inventor of Morse Code

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Butterflies and moths

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Decorating a column.

Artist Painting Modern Art.