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"[...] That one looks like a grade four glioblastoma multiforme!" "Brain surgeons looking at clouds"

The Art Student.

"Google car."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Robot Jogger

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Clinic. I'm feeling sluggish so they did a battery of tests. When I feel sluggish, I get a test of batteries!

Making it look easy.

King Madras

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Pea green

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

The Thinker

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'