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'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

DIY horror.

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Maze of legalities.

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

Europe and TTIP

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

The good news is they'll probably name it after me!

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