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"Young man, Your handwriting is attrocious!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

IKEA Book

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

After work, of course, they'd relax and talk deconstruction. Isn't a blueprint just a series of markings with no meaning by themselves? Our job, as I see it, is to find the true essence of the materials.

Maze of legalities.

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

'Taking anti-depressants is getting me down...'

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

Europe and TTIP

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

'H-m-m-mm...may cause insomnia, joint pain, nausea, dizziness, lethargy,gas, irritability, muscle ache, bloating and may nullify the initial good feeling'

Descartes School of Philosophy.

Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

'Take two of these after I leave the room.'

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

I don't know what to order. So many choices. It can be a little intimidating. What's the difference between the pumpkin-ginseng latte and the ginseng-pumpkin latte? Oh, well

The good news is they'll probably name it after me!