Police Roleplayer Gifts

Policeman

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

A boy acting suspiciously

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.