Police Roleplayer Pillows

Policeman

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

A boy acting suspiciously

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Princess.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."