Police Role-play Enthusiast Pillows

'Why do I always play the same role when we play 'good cup, bad cup'?'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Policeman

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Arcarde Patrol

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

Street trader tricking police.

"Wanna play doctor?"

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Let's try a little role play."

'I'm a vestal virgin.'