Police Role-play Enthusiast Pillows

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Arcarde Patrol

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Policeman

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

"Let's try a little role play."

Street trader tricking police.

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"Wanna play doctor?"

"I know I'm suppose to be a customer but what kind of customer...am I tortured, am I HAPPY? What's my MOTIVATION?"