Police Dog Aficionado Gifts

"Well, the date was going well until she asked me what my job is in the Police Force. "Cadaver Dog" does not seem to be the answer she was after..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Arcarde Patrol

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Might Versus Right.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

Street trader tricking police.

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'Call for back-up.'

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

'Police Navidad!'