Police Dog Aficionado Mugs

"Well, the date was going well until she asked me what my job is in the Police Force. "Cadaver Dog" does not seem to be the answer she was after..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Arcarde Patrol

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

Street trader tricking police.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Might Versus Right.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

'Call for back-up.'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

Police canteen.

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

'Police Navidad!'