Police Dog Admirer Mugs

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

'You have the right to keep very, very still.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Meow"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Flea Philosophy.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

Dogs and Chickens

"Okay, who's purring?"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I love it!"

"Wow, these are good!"

The Sheepdog Trials

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.