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'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

'You have the right to keep very, very still.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

No, I don

"Meow"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

There are no rats with collars...

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Flea Philosophy.

Hyenas as Pets

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Okay, who's purring?"

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

It's for you.

"I love it!"

"Wow, these are good!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.