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"Impressive brawl skills."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

Nun confronts mugger.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Arcarde Patrol

Euphemistic.

Street trader tricking police.

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

SAGE (unknown model)

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

Support Our Apologists.

'Bedlington Terriers look like lambs...

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

Hoax Squad

"Send in the Big Guy!"

Agent Sam Butler waited cautiously for his contact to make his move,

'If you want to know the time you'll have to ask a community support officer Madam!'

"Thank you."

"Wasn't a problem, chief. Luckily for the world, he was only an evil moron."

'What your cat does when nobody's home...'