Police Dog Handler Gifts

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

A child and his dog

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'Damn showdog people!'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'