Polar Performer Gifts

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'

A Symphony of Penguins

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"More helium."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Sailor boy

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Pogo Cellist

Guitarist

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Brass Band

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

Helium Guitar Festival

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'