Polar Performer Pillows

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'

A Symphony of Penguins

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Sailor boy

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"More helium."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Pogo Cellist

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

Brass Band

Guitarist

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

Helium Guitar Festival

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

Deep Snow All Around

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.