Poké-hunter Gifts

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Worm Bed

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.

'I think I'll raise.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'

Great mouser!

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,