Perfect Match Hunter Gifts

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Single men in Tahiti

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Alastair Cook

'Not only are you a nice girl, but you pick up all the sports channels.'

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"Like the sign says, freshness guaranteed."

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

I love badminton.

'That was my first ever kill.'

Personal Ad.

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

Ballskeeper

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

'I just don't have the heart to shoot them.'

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

"He's cute...and look, he's been wormed."

"No, I'm sorry, we don't have a low maintenance category."

Free cats for the right persons