Perfect Match Gifts

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Pucker up!

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Romance in the Ocean

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

There had always been three in the relationship...

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

'Not only are you a nice girl, but you pick up all the sports channels.'

"Carl! Carl! He's telling the truth! He's married. The single guy lives next door."

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

"This is Stan, my latest project."

"It was love at first sight. She married him without even googling him!"

'To the most open-minded girl on eCompromise...'

"A bow and arrow is SO 18th century."