Modern Match Marvel Gifts

'...And when the bell rings, come out fighting. But first, please switch your cell phones to 'vibrate.''

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Today's love

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

AI

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

Bowled out.

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

Less is less

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

'To the most open-minded girl on eCompromise...'

Man staring art in the face.

"Alexa - tell my husband he's wrong."

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'