Modern Match Marvel Gifts

'...And when the bell rings, come out fighting. But first, please switch your cell phones to 'vibrate.''

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Today's love

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

AI

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

Bowled out.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

Less is less

Monica Seles

'To the most open-minded girl on eCompromise...'

"Alexa - tell my husband he's wrong."

"It was love at first sight. She married him without even googling him!"

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'