Music Mismatch Marvel Gifts

"Here's something up your alley. 'All The Songs You've Ever Hated' in one fantastic collection."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

I love Harmonica

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

"Turn down the bass."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"But can you afford two tickets to Africa?"

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

Dick Van Dyke

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

'What the... I told the dating agency to send serious candidates only!!'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

'I'm flattered you want to share your life with me, but since this is our date, why don't we just trying sharing music files and see how that goes?'

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

The Origin of Laundry Day

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

Convict playing the violin

"How is the new hearing aid?"

All's well that ends well

Rock on!