Music Mismatch Marvel Gifts

"Here's something up your alley. 'All The Songs You've Ever Hated' in one fantastic collection."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

I love Harmonica

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

"Turn down the bass."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

"But can you afford two tickets to Africa?"

'What the... I told the dating agency to send serious candidates only!!'

Dick Van Dyke

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

'I'm flattered you want to share your life with me, but since this is our date, why don't we just trying sharing music files and see how that goes?'

The Origin of Laundry Day

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

Convict playing the violin

Classic Film Festival. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I told you it wasn't a buddy movie!

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

Unsuitable hospital reading material.