Podcast Skeptics Gifts

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

The first meeting.

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

Go To Sleep Britain...

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

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"Like many Americans, I allowed myself to believe the mainstream media’s distorted, dystopian portrait of President Trump. I no longer hold this belief..."

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"Why, this whole thing is nothing but a flimsy tissue of facts!"

Television repeated repeats Awards

'The number of people who, like me, don't trust the media anymore is steadily rising...'

'It just doesn't seem right -- a computer-generated reality show.'

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

"I don't think you're being realistic."

Ahmadinejad in New York.

Common Sense

Sermon: '...and on the eighth day he created creationists.'

'You know, I'm really tired of reading news stories -- Let's just chat at random for awhile, okay?'

"Thank You For Not Mentioning Dr. Oz."

"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."

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'You'll have to hang on a second, dear - I need to re-boot.'

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'