Plush Dolls T-Shirts

"I collected tons of them and now the market's dead...they're worthless!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Tired Barbie

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Acme Toys Ltd

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I'm huggable!'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Pig's Human Bank

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

Teddy Bears in the wild

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Secular Cloisters

Clockwork Doll

'How could cute hurt so much?'

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

Astral Projecting Babushkas