Plush Doctor T-Shirts

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Teddy and friends.

Acme Toys Ltd

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Pig's Human Bank

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

"It's cooties."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

'Don't cough up a furball then tell me you knitted a sweater' (Dr. Pheline)

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

'Let me explain what i mean about a 'Stool Sample' Mr.Hattnel.'

Sewing for Dummies.

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

"Yes, hello. I'm hoping you've found a cure for my hiccups...but I'm not holding my breath!"

Tipping Permitted.

Will spell your name

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

'He's running a high fever.'

We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

"We got the results back from the post-mortem. It appears he was still alive before we started it."

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

"We'll be back in three hours."