Plush Doctor Prints

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Teddy and friends.

Acme Toys Ltd

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Pig's Human Bank

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Quick! 5-second rule!

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

"It's cooties."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

'Don't cough up a furball then tell me you knitted a sweater' (Dr. Pheline)

'Let me explain what i mean about a 'Stool Sample' Mr.Hattnel.'

Sewing for Dummies.

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

"Yes, hello. I'm hoping you've found a cure for my hiccups...but I'm not holding my breath!"

Will spell your name

Tipping Permitted.

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

'He's running a high fever.'

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.

"We got the results back from the post-mortem. It appears he was still alive before we started it."

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

'I like my women like I like my sofas; stylish & very well upholstered.'

"We'll be back in three hours."