Plumage Appreciator T-Shirts

You say the plumage has lasted longer than four hours?

The height of fashion in 1796

Pirate eye test

Final words on gravestones.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'What if I promise not to look?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'What's that funny smell?'

Tortured Plank

"...but, seriously..."

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

My horse for a kingdom.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"I just love your use of lying"

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

A parcel of postmen

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

'It's for Pookie.'

Log in, paper out.

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."

Pigeons & Peacock

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

"And the Champ's legs are going..."

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

Perspective Repair

"Face it, Garth, babes can't resist the allure of red plumage."

"Molting or non molting?"

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'