Plumage Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Show-off!'

Reading my Critics

The height of fashion in 1796

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Theatre Crowd

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Barbed Pen

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Film Critic

'You dance like my mother.'

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"It's too academic."

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

Algernon Swinburne

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

Comment on food.

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Crazy Ideas

'So, Bob, we've decided to do some rebranding!'

"The editor who turned down the first Harry Potter book, say hello to the publisher who took a pass on Stephen King."

A great coach provides honest and constructive feedback, even when it's not what the other person wants to hear."

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'