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Pigeons & Peacock

The height of fashion in 1796

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Bravo!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Theatre Crowd

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Jack in the Box

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Crocodile Shoes

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Bravo!

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

'Touching.'

"He loves me!"