Plume Admirer T-Shirts

The height of fashion in 1796

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Sunbathers.

Scarpia from Tosca

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Astronaut fishbowl.

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Stop and Smell the Roses

Punctuation Weather

Gin & Tonic.

The Anti-fascist Night Wolves

Pencil Peaock

You say the plumage has lasted longer than four hours?

"It's for you."

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'

'Did you get fixed, too?'

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

Giraffe Umbrella...

It was love at first sight.

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

This circus supports Equal Opportunities (trapezing elephant).

You can't blame it on the dog, Howard - I can see the bubbles.

Good Year Blimp.

Their eyes met and his heart soared, like the price of gas before a long weekend.

Pigeons & Peacock

'Hop, skip & lump championships.'

Housemaid

"Do you want to share?"

"Face it, Garth, babes can't resist the allure of red plumage."