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Pencil Peaock

The Art Student.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Vincent Van Goat.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Plasma Ball

I'm color blind, please help.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Henri Matisse

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Shadow Artist

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paul Gaugin

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Glut of artists.

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.