Palette Plume Lover Pillows

Pencil Peaock

The Art Student.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Plasma Ball

I'm color blind, please help.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Paul Gaugin

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Glut of artists.