Plumage Appreciator Gifts

The height of fashion in 1796

Final words on gravestones.

Pirate eye test

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'What's that funny smell?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'What if I promise not to look?'

Tortured Plank

"...but, seriously..."

My horse for a kingdom.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"I just love your use of lying"

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

Log in, paper out.

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."

'It's for Pookie.'

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

A parcel of postmen

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

Pigeons & Peacock

"And the Champ's legs are going..."

"Molting or non molting?"

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

"Face it, Garth, babes can't resist the allure of red plumage."

Perspective Repair

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'

Art Forms.