Plumage Enthusiast Gifts

"Molting or non molting?"

"Face it, Garth, babes can't resist the allure of red plumage."

The height of fashion in 1796

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'My phone's been tapped!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'I need something to spill.'

"Oh no!"

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

I hate it when they start without us.

Pencil Peaock

Cat DNA is decoded.

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'