Thumbs-up Enthusiast Gifts

'Look! A buy signal.'

"Ebert gives it a thumbs up."

Artist paints his thumb

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"I started a collection!"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Seminars for Sycophants

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

Thumbs Up Banker

Tip Responsibly

"Try to smile a bit louder."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"What is your ideal weight?"

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

I've got my love to keep me warm

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

Bird's flying south.

Complimentary beverages.

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

'Now, the quickest way to get canned around here is to quit smiling!'

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.