Pledge Drive Gifts

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Drive-thru Church

"Another slander suit!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Puddle Jumper

"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

DMV - Enter Here

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."

"They're for water hazard holes."

Plie

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

'In high school, you knew me as Princess...shortly after graduation, I had my name changed to Goddess.'

'Follow me, tweet me, poke me, link-me-in and treat me like the textual deviant I am.'

'It says, this plaque was put up with 7/6 inch plugs and flat headed screws"

A dog wearing an L plate around his neck chases and barks at a learner driver.

'In case of an emergency brake.'

Golfers with bumper sticker 'How do you like my DRIVING?'

Table Tennis

'If it's still rolling, Ron, it's not lost.'

Iditarod Race Start. Anchorage to Nome. You find your way around Alaska by cell phone towers? Sure --- All nodes lead to Nome!

Baby on Board