Pledge Drive Pillows

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Drive-thru Church

"Another slander suit!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Puddle Jumper

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

DMV - Enter Here

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

Plie

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

"They're for water hazard holes."

'In high school, you knew me as Princess...shortly after graduation, I had my name changed to Goddess.'

'It says, this plaque was put up with 7/6 inch plugs and flat headed screws"

A dog wearing an L plate around his neck chases and barks at a learner driver.

'In case of an emergency brake.'

Table Tennis

'If it's still rolling, Ron, it's not lost.'

Baby on Board