Playtime Referee Gifts

'You need to play quieter. Pretend your cars are hybirds.'

"Why does he always get to be the boy?"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'