Playtime Referee T-Shirts

'You need to play quieter. Pretend your cars are hybirds.'

"Why does he always get to be the boy?"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Children's Imagination

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'