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'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

'Looks like road rage to me!'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

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"I'm bored."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Ready Mum?'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Office Park

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"What are you in for?"