Playground Referee Gifts

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

'Looks like road rage to me!'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'